Sophie Ellis-Bextor
I am Sophie Ellis Bextor's fantasy lover, as mentioned in her album Read My Lips. Although we have never actually met in this three dimensional physical space, to date, we are somehow connected through tiny gaps in space-time that I call Bio-Physical Microwormholes. These microwormholes exist in all matter, but the human brain is capable of interpreting  some of their noise. It took nearly a year of insanity to discover that Ms Ellis Bextor was the soul trying to contact me (please note that this is a fictional interpretation of a real experience which forms the basis for some of my music).